Art for Arseache

It's been a normal kind of week in our household. The cat has found a new career ethnically cleansing the local area of wildlife. So, the Wife put a bell on him. This has had two effects; firstly, he plays a lovely tune whilst he snacks on small birds and secondly, I keep waking up in middle of night convinced we are being burgled by a morris dancer

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Meanwhile, the Boy has been writing a newspaper. Allow me to broaden the readership of his first issue.

This is the front cover, advertising a food and drink festival with the tempting offer of a free bag of sticks. Ironically though, dogs aren't allowed.

Here is the aforementioned bag of sticks.

These are, quite clearly, bad people. The gentleman on the top right is "sicking up blood" whilst his accomplice to the bottom left is "sicking up hair." Which marks them out as bad people.

The headline on this page reads; "The Danger in Japan"

This chap unwisely posed for a photograph whilst holding a knife. 

It is a knife.

He's not giving you the finger.

There's nothing I can say that will explain this.

So, um... that's the news.